21 Things I Have Learnt From The Movies

1. If you and your friends are being attacked by a monster, alien, serial killer or any catastrophe, scream “RUN”, just in case any of your friends were thinking of staying for a cup of tea.

2. If the monster survives missile attacks of the air force, try your 9mm pistol. Who knows, it might work.

3. If you are the heroin of the movie, fear not. Because at the end of the movie, all your friends will die. Every person on earth will die. Your hero may or may not but for sure you will make it alive.

4. The lay hero who stays behind books all the time and never fights back bully will all of a sudden transform into a superman and amazingly have all technical and martial skills during a catastrophe.

5. If you are the hero, no matter how much damage or deaths you cause to the innocent victims on the street while trying to rescue your female lead, you will never be charged.

6. You can be surrounded by bad guys from all the sides loaded with machine guns but you will kill all of them using your pistol gun.

7. The monster will jump over minor characters (crowd) of the movie instantly, but will pause before the lead roles so that they may have the time to think of what to do.

8. The hero may go anywhere he wants but he will always end up in the right place.

9. When you are up in a martial arts fight against a group of people, Do not worry. They will all attack you one by one and never as a group. It’s just out of their code of conduct to attack together.

10. If you are a trained spy agent and you find yourself in trouble while your girlfriend is with you. Give her a weapon. She will be equally trained in using it, as you are. Or may be even better.

11. The villain will always have the courtesy of explaining you how he plans to destroy the world and if that was not enough, he will even explain you how it can be stopped.

12. When a man and woman are running in the jungle, trying to save their life, the man’s clothes will always be unharmed while the woman’s clothes will be shredded into pieces. Well of course only the necessary bits will remain.

13. A dying guy, who has the top notch information, will always mumble useless stuff first and then die in middle of giving the important information.

14. If you simply happen to dance on the street with your love lady, everyone else will join you and will know the exact steps of the dance.

15 When there is a fruit cart on the street, it will be hit by the car you are driving or the by the car you are bring chased by. The fruit cart will always and not matter what, be hit.

16. The hero can always jump from building tops or from the 20th floor of a building and always make it well and good with a few scratches (may be).

17. Any movie that starts with the female lead looking geek and ugly that no one gives a second look at, will magically look like Miss Universe in the Prom.

18. When the man is running as fast as he can, the woman running in her 4 inch stilettos will be in the same pace as the man.

19. If you are running away from somebody, investigating a case or finding out a rare information, a stripper club will always be an essential stop and who knows the female lead might have to disguise herself as a stripper. 

20. A prom dress with lots of frills and glitter can always be converted into sporty short dress, if you have to run in the jungle in that dress.

21. The coded message will always be easily decoded by any noob person.

So what have you learnt from the movies? Share yours and we will publish it in our next blog